I sometimes wonder what life would be like without ME in it…
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
OH MYG OD
the worst way for friendships to end is for literally nothing to go wrong, you just stop talking. they stop messaging you to see how youre doing and you get sick of being the first one to initiate conversation so you just let the friendship go and wonder how that person is doing and never hear from them again
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone